Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Cerebral palsy is not something to snicker about... you should be laughing out loud

Josh, my man, you are the definition of "overcome."

Josh Blue... an excellent, talented, and disabled stand up comic doesn't even have to try to make you smile. Watch this guy's act and try, just try, not to get this odd feeling like you two are great friends and you couldn't be more proud. Of course... who wouldn't be proud of a guy who not only refuses to let his handicap stop or slow him, but actually uses it to his comic benefit.

Watch, enjoy, and don't feel guilty for laughing at him... he thinks his disease is funnier than even you do:

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Fuck Mormons

Note that the first minute or so of this video is borderline irritating as it seems John Safran is just driving the point to total redundancy oblivion. Fortunately humor is saved in the second half, he decides to give these fundamentalist nut-jobs a taste of their own medicine. Enjoy... and lets start seeing some comments people:

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Hipster Trash

While doing some Flickr surfing I ran accross a beautiful example of hipster meets urban trash. It's been a pretty common style of the past 10 to 15 months... not big enough that it has an official name but judging from where titles like 'punk,' 'emo,' and 'other title of the year here' have come from and than gone too... my guess is that a year or three from now "everyone and their mother" will be saying hipster and this is what they will be talking about:




AAAHHHH HA HA ha ha hahaha...! Go read the description she wrote about the photo. It seems, and im sure, she is totally legit about it. Obviously she has spent some time in an east coast city... maybe a dabble on the west but that wouldn't be a requirement. I'm so completely over fashion, superficialness, and other bullshit I'm back to wearing jeans I bought who knows where four years ago whatever t-shirt fits and whichever pair of shoes is most comfortable for the day. NO... it's true I don't really stand on on campus anymore against the regular "i hope I look hot for 'whoever'," fuck-tard types. Guess what though, I honestly am shocked myself at how little I care.

So, stop coming to this blog unless you are completely ready for me to turn into a totally real person. What a week this has been. What a year really. Elch, I'm a real person now... go fuck your mother.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

If this is about you don't bother approching me about it... my head might explode as I slowly kill you. I like my head.

Many "friends" of mine over the past year have treated me like something closely resembling "shit," or really anything that belongs in a sewage container of sorts. At the very least, some have treated me as something that would not go in an apartment or any kind of home... especially if it belongs to them.

Truthfully I could write a decent sized list of what I have endured. I'll keep it short, however, and say that I have been lied to, ignored, stolen from, backstabbed and generally interacted with as if I were an actual shit. This was all done by "friends" who are greater in number than most realize. The treatment continues but thankfully a fair amount of you didn't receive the "make Sean hate life" memo.

Those of you who have remained close and good to me and helped me through the past year... I'm grateful. I'm not able to repay you with a single act. Just please remember that I am also a good friend to have and will continue to be so for as long as I know you.

Those who I've describe as "friends" with those fun little quotation marks, I'm not going to dwell and let you live in my head rent free. Just know that you are pathetic and sad. We are no longer friends and that was your choice. Go fuck yourselves and die.

I've rewritten this about four times. It was meant to let out my anger and frustration but this version I chose to post. I guess, it was the least anger filled and vulgar and just downright most comprehendible of the few thousand words I shot out. Much better than stabbing someone to within an inch of their life but not killing them

Friday, June 1, 2007

Every Time a Jerry Falwell dies, an Angel gets its Wings

... not that I believe in angels of course.

What is also obvious is that I rarely watch Fox News, at least I hope that's clear. Sometimes while channel surfing I'll pause there in hopes to be amused by something either obnoxiously republican, racist, or just plain stupid.

With that, I actually watched part of this interview live, but I didn't catch the gem of a comment at the end from Christopher Hitchens. A friend recently brought it to my attention and I couldn't help but spread it.




Sounds like he hates people like Jerry as much as me or Richard Dawkins.