A Few Parking Tickets

One parking ticket is one parking ticket too many, especially in Boston where parking is at a premium. Add in the demented form of "thought" my stoned hippie DMB loving neighbors are capable of, and sometimes you get this:

I couldn't help the pictures I snapped. I'd love to meet the meter maid who gave a shit.

Mike H Photographer dot com

Every now and again in this industry, you actually do manage to stumble across a fairly talented photographer. Not the average "I like taking pictures, I'm a photographer," photographer. Someone whose actually got a decent eye for "nightlife" style pictures. Mike Howard has been doing a great job, so far covering the Masquerade Ball and Fashion Sbow plus the ?uestlove's Dj set at Underbar. These are two of my favorites:

The picture on the top, one of the professional dancers for the night, was average at first glance but she is very exotic here. Does that sound pretentious? She looks fucking hot. As for the dude on the bottom, hes a friggin dread lock superhero.

280 Studios Fashion Show Photos

I'll be honest, you probably missed an amazing night at The Roxy on March 1st. Clearly I'm behind with this one... but "Future Classic's Masquerade Ball and Fashion Show," featuring 280 Studios, Karmaloop, New Balance, the Hearthrob DJs, and Stingray Body Art (props sponsors), was killer. Again though, you probably missed out. Most real talent doesn't get the credit it deserves... and even with a few hundred attendants the 280 Studios collection didn't get close to what it demands. We are talking well over 300 of Boston's most hip and fashionable young adults. Next time I'm collecting tickets for these guys though I expect my hands to reek from the stench of dirty crushed up money you dug out from under your ex's futon... because that is what these cats deserve.

280 Studios gave me a visual orgasm while my fresh New Balance kicks left me looking for a post sex jog instead of a cigarette. Yeah, and I fucking love cigarettes. So for those of you sad fools who were stoned at home thinking, "huh, where was I supp-- ooh chips," I've got the next best thing for you. Check out our hottest new photo gallery at Future Classic:

"Thank science" for batch photo editing. I mean just look at those suckers, I didn't have the heart to leave any out.

Andrew WK, Throwed Dance Party @ Harpers Ferry, February 20th 2007

Throwed Dance Party definitely threw it down at Harpers Ferry, when Andrew WK’s crowed surfing sparked a wave of surfers to try their own luck. To bad those nasty sharks we call “bouncers” chewed them up and spit them out on the sidewalk. Sorry kids, with the zero re-admittance policy once I walked outside for a butt there wasn’t much getting back for me neither!